I’ll ‘K!ll’ My Husband’s Manhood If He Cheats On Me – Lady Threatens


In today’s society, a lot of things which were regarded as a big taboo in the past is becoming the new normal. And one of such things is fornication and adultery. 

It has gained grounds so much so that it has become a norm for every married man to have a girlfriend; thereby popularizing the term “side chick”. 

The trend has become so popular that when a man meets with his friends and he doesn’t do side chicks, he’s seen as the odd one amongst the lot.

I had a recent convo with a female friend (Ama) who was complaining of how her neighbor was busily occupying the space and time of her boss; who is a married man. Her boss has made it a daily routine to chauffeur this “little” girl to work in the morning; and drop her off after work in the evenings. 

According to her, she feels so sad for this man’s wife who is always attending week-long prayer meetings for God to save her marriage. 

I interrupted her and told her to rather pray for her future marriage and just hope that her future husband doesn’t cheat on her. 

Out of the blues, this lady told me that she has already warned the guy she’s dating that if he tries to cheat when they get married, she will make sure that “Napoleon falls flat; never to rise again”. 

I got so scared all of a sudden. I thought I didn’t hear well so I told her to repeat herself. And in her own words, she said “I’ll wait for us to be done with child birth; then I’ll go any extent to make sure that his manhood never works again”. 

There and then, I began picturing this huge-looking gentleman with a dead-flat k)ti; and couldn’t stop pitying him whilst I laughed so hard. 

It is a true fact that not everyone who is cheated on will let go just like that. So my little advice to my male gender out there is that remain faithful partners to your spouses. But just incase you can’t let “Kweku” sleep, know the kind of woman you’re cheating on. Else when she catches you, you’re a goner. 

Source  ||  Kwamina Dextro