‘I Envy Other Men With Smaller D!ckz’ – World’s Biggest P3n!s Owner Speaks

The owner of the world’s biggest d!ck, Jonah Falcon, who has held this enviable title for over two decades has spoken about his experience and advised men who feel that their d!ckz are too small.

Jonah is said to have a d!ck size of 13.5 inches when fully erect – and his foreskin is even said to completely envelop a doorknob.

According to him, his attention was only drawn to his big size after his friends drew his attention; and since then, he has been getting a lot of attention from women without much effort.

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“I don’t need a fancy car, I don’t need a gun, I happily wear a mask, and so on, because I don’t have to prove my masculinity to anyone else. I’ll wear all pink, dammit!”

Despite all the attention and the fact that women are throwing themselves on him, Falcon said there are still disadvantage to having a big pen*s.

He cited the eagerness of people to measure him, being seen as a bad person, egotistical, or that he’s “a slut” as some of the frustrations associated with having a big pen*s.

He further revealed that notwithstanding the size of his manhood, he manages to have women without hurting them in the process.

“If your partner is excited, they can take a fire hydrant. Look, I’ve had one partner say that they’d tried getting f***ed by big c*cks, but they always hurt, but I was shockingly easy, even though I am a little thicker than my wrist.”

For men who do not have a big pen*s, Falcon says he envies you sometimes because you have something he doesn’t have.

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“A hot bod and a winning personality will attract far more than a large c*ck if you’re looking for secks,” he said.

“I see hot guys with ripped abs, and I feel inadequate. Otherwise, no one cares if you have a small c*ck except yourself. Don’t bring it up, and if they make comments, just show how experienced you are at using your mouth.

“Trust me. I’ve been rendered helpless by a good bl*wj*b. The same will happen going down on a hot guy or gal.”